A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

一個男人搖搖晃晃地走進了急診室，兩個眼睛是青的，脖子上有明顯的五指??

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

醫生問他發生了什么。“額，是這樣的，”這個人說。“我和我老婆來了幾局高爾夫，她把球打到一個牛群里。”

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

“我們去找這個球，我四下搜索，發現一頭牛的屁股后面有個白色的東西。”

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

“我走過去，舉起了它的尾巴想看清楚，我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中間。然后我犯了一個錯誤。”

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

“你干嘛了？”醫生問。

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

“額，我舉起了牛的尾巴，對我老婆喊道，'這個好像是你的！'”